This one is very short. I read it at Minicon last year, and people laughed and went, "Ohhhh." So I am pleased that it gets a wider audience.
(This is short story sale #97. For 91 we got Blizzards. I don't think that markgritter is required to get me another engagement ring for 97, particularly as I don't want one--I'm happy with what I've got. But having the run of numbers I associate with years has been amusing.)