|Why They Don't Call Me
||[Jan. 1st, 2012|10:29 pm]
We just watched markgritter's new DVD of X-Men: First Class, and I totally have ideas for the new mutants for their next movie, X-Men: Coach! Okay, so First Class featured such stellar mutants as Nightcrawler But Red And Evil, Screams Like A Littull Girrull, and Guy Who Remembers What Decade We're Supposed To Be In And Dresses Accordingly. So for Coach, I figure they should have Leprechaun! Who will be like Nightcrawler but green and evil! And also Animal! Who will be like Beast but red! And a drummer!
Actually this title is totally misleading; I don't know why they don't call me about these things.
You know, if you'd asked me before tonight, I would probably have said that my X-men-related affections could be bought for the price of one pretty good Beast. And it turns out no, I am not that cheap. Good to know.