What I did not say: That is offbeat and pleasantly ridiculous! I should look into changing our car insurance to this company.
What I did say: Hey, I haven't had an English muffin in ages! They put my benedict at Lucile's on those amazing eggplant slices, which was good but not the same thing. I should put English muffins on the grocery list.
(With blackberry peach jam just now. Was good.)