It is apparently that sort of day in Minneapolis. On the way from the fallcon to get dinner, we saw a sign on a church that said, "Watch your tongue. It is wet and may slip easily." Which...is true, but I think shows just how clean a mind the person who put it up had, or just how dirty.
The same was not true of the sign we saw outside a coffee shop coming back, which simply said, "Free ass with purchase."