What is the worst song you are prepared to admit to liking here, on my lj?
I was going to default to Salt N Pepa's "Shoop," but the more I talk about "Shoop" the more I end up defending it as doing a very good job indeed at what it's doing, even though it's way outside my usual tastes. So I'm now thinking that it has to be something from Billy Joel's Innocent Man album, which my cousins and I wore through in cassette form when I was 6 and which I will always love for that reason.
This came up because we encountered references to the band America recently, at which timprov and I feel the urge to exhort them to name the damn horse. Sometimes we suggest names for the horse. Spot. Sparky. Frank. Lefty. Esteban. Rita. On the Way To Mississippi By Way of Kalamazoo, because it's a horse, so the name doesn't even have to look like a name. We don't care. Just name the horse. You're in the desert. You've got time. (This does not qualify, as I don't actually like the song.)
No mocking the other people who answer! Although defending their choices as actually good is just fine.