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"Orange you glad I didn't say Kieron the Conqueror?" [May. 15th, 2010|03:18 pm]
Marissa Lingen
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timprov and I stayed up too late one of the nights this week and came up with clap-clap jokes. What, you may sensibly ask, is a clap-clap joke? It's a knock-knock joke, but in Dragaera. Also, if you're feeling less Vlad-ish and more Paarfi-ish, you may respond, "To whom do I have the honor of speaking?" or "Whom do I have the honor of addressing?" rather than, "Who's there?"


M: Clap-clap.
T: Who's there?
M: Valabar's.
T: Valabar's who?
M: Valabar's useful, but ve can serve drinks from de kitchen if ve need to.
T: Clap-clap.
M: Who's there?
T: Verra.
M: Verra who?
T: Verra bad joke about Valabar's!
M: Clap-clap.
T: Who's there?
M: Deverra.
T: Deverra who?
M: Deverra bad jokes make me happy!
T: I can see that.
M: Clap-clap.
T: Who's there?
M: Kiera the Thief.
T: Kiera the Thief who?
M: I thought we had that established several books ago!

M: Clap-clap.
T: Who's there?
M: Vlad Norathar.
T: Vlad Norathar who?
M: I know, I was as surprised as you are!

M: Clap-clap.
T: Who's there?
M: Noish-pa.
T: Noish-pa who?
M: This is no time for silly jokes, let your Noish-pa in!

M: Clap-clap.
T: Who's there?
M: ....
T: Who's there?
M: ....
T: Who's--oh. Hello, Kragar.
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[User Picture]From: mrissa
2010-05-15 08:29 pm (UTC)
Also:

Me: Clap-clap.
Mark: Who's there?
Me: Adron.
Mark: Adron who?
Me: [gentle headbutt]
Mark: Adron headbutt?
Me: No! Adron collider!
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[User Picture]From: lotusice
2010-05-16 02:40 am (UTC)
You'll be thrilled to know that this made me snort asparagus and homemade mayo and the pain was entirely worth it.
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[User Picture]From: txanne
2010-05-15 08:40 pm (UTC)
I love you forever, but you probably knew that.
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[User Picture]From: timprov
2010-05-15 08:44 pm (UTC)
Clap-clap.
Who's there?
Jhegaala.
Jhegaala who?
Jhegaala get better jokes than these.
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[User Picture]From: rosefox
2010-05-15 08:47 pm (UTC)
I was cracking up before I even clicked the cut tag. These are BRILLIANT.
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From: writingortyping
2010-05-16 01:24 am (UTC)
Oh, me too.
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[User Picture]From: joeboo_k
2010-05-15 09:21 pm (UTC)
Snrt.

Outstanding.
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[User Picture]From: txanne
2010-05-15 09:33 pm (UTC)
Clap-clap.
Who's there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
Dragon a dead teckla, Boss, who do you think?
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[User Picture]From: mrissa
2010-05-15 11:21 pm (UTC)
I am the Mris, and I approve this joke.
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[User Picture]From: alecaustin
2010-05-15 10:37 pm (UTC)
Awesome. The Kragar one is beautiful.
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[User Picture]From: dhole
2010-05-15 10:47 pm (UTC)
Deverra bad jokes make me happy, too.
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[User Picture]From: tiger_spot
2010-05-15 10:49 pm (UTC)
I will just give all your brains a big brain-hug. Especially for "I thought we had that established several books ago!"
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[User Picture]From: avocadovpx
2010-05-15 11:25 pm (UTC)
<3
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[User Picture]From: hbevert
2010-05-16 12:40 am (UTC)
Funny all around.
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[User Picture]From: markgritter
2010-05-16 01:55 am (UTC)
G: Clap-clap
K: Who's there?
G: Yendi.
K: Yendi who?
G: Yendi's jokes are getting old, we can tell Winneasaurus jokes instead.

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[User Picture]From: timprov
2010-05-16 06:59 am (UTC)
What's purple and rampages across the Khanefthali Mountains?
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[User Picture]From: thomasbull
2010-05-16 02:33 am (UTC)
Clap-clap
Who's there?
Phoenix.
Phoenix who?
Phoenix my klava he's a dead teckla.
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From: athenais
2010-05-16 03:59 am (UTC)
So funny! You guys.
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[User Picture]From: thomasbull
2010-05-16 05:04 am (UTC)
Clap-clap.
Who's there?
Aliera.
Aliera who?
Aliera nother verra bad joke if you've got one.
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[User Picture]From: mrissa
2010-05-16 11:50 am (UTC)
Oh, good: I was just about to tell
Clap-clap.
Who's there?
Hawk.
Hawk who?
Hawkcan you stand me when I tell such bad jokes?
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