Marissa Lingen (mrissa) wrote,
Marissa Lingen
mrissa

This icon gets less appropriate by the minute, so I'm trying to write faster.

Poll #1557142 fair and balanced

A book with truly fair and balanced perspective might contain the opinions of both:

right-wingers and left-wingers
1(1.4%)
wingers and centers
0(0.0%)
forwards and defense
0(0.0%)
goalies and...oh, screw it. Nobody wants to hear from goalies.
4(5.4%)
coaches and players
0(0.0%)
coaches and officials
0(0.0%)
Franco and Anglo
1(1.4%)
US and Canadian
1(1.4%)
hockey people and non-hockey people
5(6.8%)
Don and Don
0(0.0%)
Dick and Bert
0(0.0%)
Ernie and Bert
2(2.7%)
people who ticky and people who do not ticky
13(17.6%)

A book is probably seriously UN-balanced if it:

combines hockey with magic
1(1.6%)
combines Scottish ballads and Chinese mythology
6(9.4%)
combines Minnesotans with Sidhe
0(0.0%)
combines outstate characters with characters from the Twin Cities
3(4.7%)
is written by the likes of us
3(4.7%)
is written by the likes of *you*--who's this "us"?
4(6.2%)
features somebody's combative elderly relatives
4(6.2%)
is any fun at all.
26(40.6%)

Mris can probably finish the zeroth draft of this book before the Stanley Cup is awarded.

Hell yah! I believe in you!
15(18.3%)
Hell yah! I have no idea when that is, but I like to be positive and supportive!*
27(32.9%)
Good Lord willin' an' the creek don't rise.
17(20.7%)
Errm. Well, it's not what we'd call a *firm* deadline, is it, dear?
4(4.9%)
Well, before it's awarded to the Wild, anyway.
9(11.0%)
This entire poll makes no sense to me, but I like cheese.
10(12.2%)
This entire poll makes no sense to me, but I do NOT like cheese.
0(0.0%)


*This answer in place for careswen, although others may feel free to use it.
Tags: carter hall, icy death potential, random questions, true north strong and slightly less free
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