Seriously, who thinks that companies should be able to put in employment contracts that you can't prosecute criminal charges for sexual assault including but not limited to rape? Who, of any political stripe, thinks that's a great idea? Your boss shouldn't be able to tell you not to treat someone assaulting you as a crime, whether your genitals are involved or not. This is just plain obvious. This is what we call basic human decency. And shame on the thirty senators who didn't have any of that basic human decency.
Several things have come up in the news recently that make me think, "I can't write a livejournal post about that, because there's nothing coherent to be said. It's just too clear-cut. Bad Things Are Bad, people! Bad Things! They are Bad! We are against Things That Are Bad!" How many times can we repeat this? And then someone like Sen. Sessions comes up all, "Oh, you're only against rape because prosecuting rape and related crimes will be bad for Halliburton!" Yeah, asshole, what other reason could there possibly be? It's all about Halliburton, dude. Totally. What the Constitution needs is the Oh Hell No Amendment, wherein people like Sen. Sessions can be made to go sit in the penalty box--recusing themselves from all votes in the meantime--and think about what they just said until they understand why we all went OH HELL NO, and promise not to do it again.