Woe, woe, gloom, despair! We will all catch tuberculosis in the workhouse and be buried in pauper's graves, woe!
We have now completed the Scandosotan Stereotype Checklist and are perfect caricatures of ourselves.
but I think I will just go with the classic:
I bought a car. It is blue.
We are not only the proud owners of a used Volvo, but the first CD in its CD player was the Indigo Girls. Yah. Yah. That is just how much of a demographic we are.