Stories about early memories, friendships, and sense of self are, of course, also welcome.
If you don't remember anything, have no friends, and don't know who you are, I'd like to hear about that, too, but I think we can take the joke version of that as done and move on.
What age were you for the first thing you remember?
For what age do you start to have fairly consistent memories?
At what age did you make friends with the person who is currently your longest-term friend?
At what age would you say you got to be "yourself," more or less as you currently see yourself?