Marissa Lingen (mrissa) wrote,
Marissa Lingen
mrissa

What a difference a day makes

Dere branez,

Come back! I knede you! Will phede you hazzelnuts and book abote Korean War.

Luv,
mrissa

Dear brain,

Good to see you again! I missed you so much! We have a lot to do together this week, so we'd better get started. First let's take a minute to enjoy being together again, though.

Love,
mrissa

Dear brain,

Oh. I thought we were going to enjoy some alone time, but I see you brought friends. Including...a mainstream YA novel? Really?

Brain, the honeymoon is over.

Love and exasperation,
mrissa
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