2. At least one of you will enjoy my sneakiness. I hope several will.
3. This is entirely personal sneakiness and has nothing whatsoever to do with my professional life.
4. Obligatory thirtysomething-in-a-stable-marriage disclaimer: no, I am not pregnant. It is much smaller-scale sneakiness than that.
5. I have three Partners In Sneakiness who are reading this right now and know who they are. At least two more will be recruited before my sneakiness comes to fruition.
6. Muwahaha. Muwahaetc.