No. Just: no. Not even a little bit. No, no, and also no. With a side order of no.
Aside from that I am not particularly cranky. I've run the errands that need running and am going to have lunch, work on my book, pack, make dinner, hand out candy to marauding munchkins, and hang out with my folks, and maybe even just do not much in particular for a minute or two before I leave for World Fantasy at the dawn of crack tomorrow.
But -- reindeer cookie-like substances. No, no, no.