Marissa Lingen (mrissa) wrote,
Marissa Lingen

Open Letter to Abstract Object #449

Dear Single Line Halfway Through Chapter 6,

Don't you go implying a-whole-nother book at me, missy!

No, I didn't infer it, you implied it, so don't try to play dumb.

Because this book isn't in A-flat major, that's how I know it's a different book completely! Also this book doesn't smell like lake ice!

Yes, I know I like books that smell like ice better. But that's not the book you're in, is it, so you'd best mind your p's and q's. (Yes, I know, there are three p's in you and no q's. Hush.)

I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it.*

Reluctant (shiny!) love,

*Who knew my mom's favorite not-really-mad line from my teen years applied to prose as well?
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