Marissa Lingen (mrissa) wrote,
Marissa Lingen
mrissa

Cell phone woes

Dear Person Called Vlad:

You have given your friends the wrong phone number! They are leaving overseas-toll messages in languages I do not understand! Please stop them! When I have the cell phone with me, at least I can explain to them that I am not you (do I sound like someone called Vlad?), but the messages in my voicemail are rather alarming. Cease! Desist! Check your records!

Love,
mrissa

PS If you are that Person Called Vlad, I think I know what number you want for whatever information you're trying to convey, but you'll have to call me yourself.
Tags: open letters, social fail
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