Oh, wait. Some of you actually could, if you thought it was what I realio trulio wanted. So, um, please don't. Request rescinded.
(I just finished making my preliminary Christmas card list. It's actually not as long as I thought it might be. If you fear I will not know where to find you and this is a problem for you, please send your address to marissalingen at gmail.)
(But still: lots of friends and loved ones.)
(I was thinking of trying to finish "Carter Hall Lights the Lamp" for sending to people as a Christmas story. I'm not sure that'll happen -- if it does, it may be "Christmas" as in "by Twelfth Night" rather than "by 12/25," but if you would like to be part of "people," please e-mail me or leave a comment here.)