I have a sudden craving, and I've had few enough food cravings lately that I really would like to go with it. I'm not sure I have the resources, though. Here's what I want: I want the kind of brownie that has the same density of plutonium. The kind with just enough flour to make them crinkly. I have recipes for mint brownies and caramel brownies and zebra brownies and peanut butter brownies and all these many things, but what I want is plutonium plain-chocolate brownies.